Bobby has no interest in you or your problems. Stay out of his way or risk a flogging.
Jamie is a remorseless, unstoppable killing machine. Avoid her cold gaze at all costs.
Leah enjoys holding extravagant, debauched parties aboard her private dirigible. Give up hope! She'd never invite the likes of you.
Poet, philosopher, mystic, visionary: Sam is truly a prince among men. Be sure to buy him a drink, or several, if you are fortunate enough to see him.
Garrett Kerr: this vile ranting dog of a communist is sure to fog your brain with his insane rhetoric.
Torence. Oh, Torence. Why, in God's name?
Jeff is rabid and possibly illiterate. If you see Jeff out and about, gently tell him to go home.
Mark can usually be found squatting on the dirt floor of his peasant hovel, swilling ditchwater from clay pots and communicating in a mixture of grunts and squeaks.
Dylan wants to know you better.